HOW TO BE A PRETEND AGENT – LESSON 2 : Clubs Interested

Brilliant one this.

1. Choose a player.

2. Choose a club.

3. Say club is interested in player.

That’s it, no proof needed and if it doesn’t happen then just use the “not all transfers go through” excuse.

Now to increase the chances of it happening you can always mention a club nearby, or do what Jim did succsefully earlier and choose a player you know the club is already interested in!

Careful though, easy to come unstuck!

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Yes Jim Im sure they are interested, as would most clubs in the Championship, but how on earth are Leeds going to afford a player in the 5 million pound bracket. He is attracting attention from the Premiership.

ImageSure they are, but he was never going to go to a Championship side.

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This one was awesome as they clearly couldn’t afford to sign him, and he then backtracked and pretended he was “fishing” by posting it. Course you were Jim.

ImageYeah Joe Mason isn’t even out of contract.

Thats the beauty of “Interested” rumours, can be totally made up and no need to try to back them up as according to Jim just being interested doesn’t even mean they made an offer. That’s amazing, do managers have lists of players they are interested in but not enough so to even bother making an offer for ? How does Jim gain access to such lists?

 

 

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